the faint hum

The sound of the machines that never goes away, the last thing I hear at night and the gentle breath that greets me when I wake up before anyone else. Like the sigh of the wind through ancient tree-bound mountains, with flashing leds and un-set clocks.

Brendan Peveril, freelance writer of fiction, non-fiction and comics.

How To Have Sex With An Aspirin Between Your Knees

sexxxisbeautiful:

keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:

Just in case you haven’t yet had time to work this out for yourself. 

oh my this is the best.

(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus, via cephalopodqueen)

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    Reblogging because my mom always told me that…. I don’t think this is what she had in mind :p
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    Even in jest, I can’t bring myself to tag this as “safer-sex.” It does have some nice positions though! :D
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    I guess it’s not that effective a contraceptive after all.
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    I love the internet and all the snarky people here.
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    I love the internet.
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    I have done all of these at one point or another, and I, LK, endorse this. Sex for president. These are also all for...
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    This is perfect.
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